I’m suggesting that you play a game. You may call this game anything. This game renounces private property. For any reason. This game makes everything mine yours. My heritage, intellectual property… A 5-dimensional existence of consciousness in time-space, with the dimensionality being a factor of time.

Almost always i’m eager to meet, communicate and discuss various matters, like games or affairs. Contact me whenever and whoever you are. I won’t cause you any harm.

I was writing this second sentence while on a tram when a 60 years old man has broke the silence saying: “Do you know, in Krasnodar there lives a woman that killed 30 persons using a machine-gun. She had been killing people for 10 years, and they were unable to catch her. Newspapers were writing about that. She was the most beautiful woman in town.”

Seldom i’m feeling the need of being alone. Usually, i’m happy to meet and communicate with any life form capable of communicating with me. I’m always ready to share any information that I’ve ever discovered, save the information that i was asked not to share. If you’re specifically interested in the latter, you can see the person who had asked me to not share it and ask her/him. Personally, i have nothing to conceal from you.

I greately appreciate translating this message into the language of yours, as well as making suggestions on improving and editing it. You are welcome with making anything out of it.

If we play a game for which we set the rules ourselves i pledge to play it fair. If we play a game whose rules were set by someone else i don’t mind occasionally violating the rules that we did not set.

This occurred to me once it has been recorded on the 28th day of Chaos on the year 3180 of our lady Discord, almost in the center of the universe. You own nothing to this game. Let’s play?

I was never interested in Christian saints, but out of boredom, have read a book on their selected lifes. And then i have found an insider’s insight. When reading lifedoings of Nikolaos of Myra (more widely know by his nickname “Wonderworker”), a very popular saint in Russia, apart from his miracles with dropping golden coins to rich that have gone broke, i have found the following passage:

In short, at the First Council of Nikea, Nikolaos have punched Arius in face, and for this he was cast off the bishop-status, but after they have sleeped, eaten and talked to each other, the bishops decided to restore the miracle-doer in status, and make Arius the heretic.
Before reading this, i was interested in the Arian heresy (as i thought that there is link between aryans and this Arius) and know where some lie is contained within the above piece of information. Do you know? Continue reading →

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Maladay occurs the fifth day of The Aftermath. It is dedicated to Malaclypse The Elder. It is one of the five Apostyle Holydays.

What better way of celebrating the end of Bureaucracy (finally) than a game of Flip the Table!?

For added enjoyment why not leave all the paperwork/briefcases/bills/handgrenades that accumulated during that, the most vile month of the year, Bureaucracy right there on the table while you flip it??? (I know, right: so obvious. But some people choose not to see the obvious in hopes they will rather see the unobvious…but they’re mostly just blind)  This may even be considered a symbolic gesture and, who knows, maybe someone will be enlightened (don’t count on it though…)

Very little is known about Malaclypse the Elder, the namesake of Mal-2. The Principia Discordia merely mentions him as a “non-prophet” and that he was mistaken for a doomsayer when carrying a sign that read “DUMB”. His Holyday is Maladay. malaclypse the younger claimed this day, but being that he was the younger, he may have lost out. On the other hand, move your feet, lose your seat.

Malaclypse the Elder has an even larger role in The Illuminatus! Trilogy than he ever did in real life, being that reality didn’t get in the way of his activities in those books. In fact, he is an important shape-shifting character in the book, posing as Jean-Paul Sartre, Billy Graham, and the Devil. Continue reading →